Celebrate National Let's Laugh Day with 80 kid-approved jokes!

March 19 is officially National "Let's Laugh" Day, and the world could certainly use a little cheer! Get your family giggling with this list of 80 kid-approved jokes:

1. What does a spider’s bride wear? A webbing dress.
2. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
3. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The G.
4. What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip!
5. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
6. What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak days.
7. What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield.
8. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!
9. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frost bite!
10. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
11. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
12. When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look? Because when you find it, you stop looking.
13. Where do cows go for entertainment? The mooooo-vies!
14. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation.
15. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? Dill with it.
16. What did the Dalmatian say after lunch? That hit the spot!
17. Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
18. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
19. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour.
20. How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying? You rocket!
21. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9
22. What did one firefly say to the other? You glow, girl!
23. What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
24. What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite!
25. What do you call a duck that gets all A’s? A wise quacker.
26. Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
27. What kind of water cannot freeze? Hot water.
28. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
29. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.
30. Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because her mom and dad were in a jam.
31. What did the little corn say to the mama corn? Where is pop corn?
32. How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? About a buck an ear.
33. Where would you find an elephant? The same place you lost her!
34. How do you talk to a giant? Use big words!
35. What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
36. What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow!
37. What do you call a ghost’s true love? His ghoul-friend.
38. What building in New York has the most stories? The public library!
39. Where do you learn to make banana splits? At sundae school.
40. What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you!
41. How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves!
42. What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister!
43. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
44. How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
45. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
46. What is the fear of Santa Claus called? Claustrophobia
47. How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints!
48. What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone!
49. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
50. What is a computer's favorite snack? Computer chips!!
51. Why did pilgrims' pants always fall down? Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat!
    
52. What was the first animal in space? The cow that jumped over the moon
53. What did the banana say to the dog? Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.
54. What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock.
55. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
56. Why did the egg get thrown out of class? Because he kept telling yolks!
57. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
58. Why can’t Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
59. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
60. What do Santa's elves do after school? Their gnomework!
61. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
62. What did the nose say to the finger? Quit picking on me!
63. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
64. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
65. What is a parent's favorite Christmas carol? Silent Night.
66. What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
67. Where do pencils go on vacation? Pencil-vania.
68. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? He had no body to dance with.
69. Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert? Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
70. What do you call two bananas? Slippers.
71. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
72. What did one penny say to another penny? We make cents.
73. Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
74. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
75. What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
76. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tube-a toothpaste.
77. Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
78. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
79. What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
80. What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!

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